Friday, February 27, 2009

The World Buzz on Transnistria

What is the World saying about Transnistria? No it is not a whacky far out country seen in Rocky Horror Picture Show populated by transvestites you infidel! Transnistria is fast becoming one of the most dangerous, corrupt bastions of evil in Europe today and proud of it. We have tricked the stupid first world nations into providing boots for our children! Ha ha ha, we fart in their general direction!

Transnistria is an East European independent territory bordering the country of Moldova.

Transnistrian children are "very polite, always saying 'thank you.' and this irresistable charm coupled with their completely inadequate clothing for our horrendous Winters as duped the American church people into this footwear gesture. One church member noted, "Things are getting better, now, children at the orphanages take more than one hot shower a week now and eat a higher quality of food."

Transnistria socialism, improving life in Transnistria, one article of clothing at a time.

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