Transnistrian Socialism

The Government of Transnistria has declared that the socialist ideals of every failed state in the world are now in use in our great country. State policy has summoned the leading thinkers and beareaucrats from all the former Soviet Socilaist Republics to gather here in Transnistria and give it another shot.

No expense will be spared, our peasants deserve the best. Turnips, cheese and wood kindling have been amassed in quantities sufficient to tempt all true socialists to come to Transmistria as soon as possible. Our great friends in such places as North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Myanmar and North Yemen support us in our great cause. The 21st Century has been declared by our glorious apppointed state congress as The Century of Transnistria.