tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78406699086583191202011-11-27T15:23:34.431-08:00You may have not heard of Transnistria but you will! Our national goal is to become the most fucked up country in the World, taking off where Afghanistan could only dream and North Korea dare not tread. We are Transnistria!Official State Blog of Transnistriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11191799272386673229noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840669908658319120.post-4317510173597424202009-02-27T08:00:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:51:18.882-08:00What is the World saying about Transnistria? No it is not a whacky far out country seen in Rocky Horror Picture Show populated by transvestites you infidel! Transnistria is fast becoming one of the most dangerous, corrupt bastions of evil in Europe today and proud of it. We have tricked the stupid first world nations into providing boots for our children! Ha ha ha, we fart in their general direction!<br /><br />Transnistria is an East European independent territory bordering the country of Moldova.<br /><br />Transnistrian children are "very polite, always saying 'thank you.' and this irresistable charm coupled with their completely inadequate clothing for our horrendous Winters as duped the American church people into this footwear gesture. One church member noted, <em>"Things are getting better, now, children at the orphanages take more than one hot shower a week now and eat a higher quality of food."</em><br /><br />Transnistria socialism, improving life in Transnistria, one article of clothing at a time.<br /><em></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840669908658319120-431751017359742420?l=transmistria.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Official State Blog of Transnistriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11191799272386673229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840669908658319120.post-91098977729873296322009-02-27T00:31:00.000-08:002009-04-25T21:54:30.580-07:00The Government of Transnistria has declared that the socialist ideals of every failed state in the world are now in use in our great country. State policy has summoned the leading thinkers and beareaucrats from all the former Soviet Socilaist Republics to gather here in Transnistria and give it another shot.<br /><br />No expense will be spared, our peasants deserve the best. Turnips, cheese and wood kindling have been amassed in quantities sufficient to tempt all true socialists to come to Transmistria as soon as possible. Our great friends in such places as North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Myanmar and North Yemen support us in our great cause. The 21st Century has been declared by our glorious apppointed state congress as The Century of Transnistria.<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r_m_IxK9Vf0/SaenWyC0y2I/AAAAAAAAAAs/j7UG7FSbvqE/s1600-h/northKoreaImage1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307394695712000866" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 226px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r_m_IxK9Vf0/SaenWyC0y2I/AAAAAAAAAAs/j7UG7FSbvqE/s320/northKoreaImage1.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r_m_IxK9Vf0/Saem_2TeiDI/AAAAAAAAAAk/F48A4SmIyUg/s1600-h/fidel_raul_castro.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307394301718595634" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 231px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r_m_IxK9Vf0/Saem_2TeiDI/AAAAAAAAAAk/F48A4SmIyUg/s320/fidel_raul_castro.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840669908658319120-9109897772987329632?l=transmistria.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Official State Blog of Transnistriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11191799272386673229noreply@blogger.com0